Mile 10 is a beast
Posted: May 8, 2012 Filed under: Personal 2 Comments »Some thoughts on this years Flying Pig Half Marathon in Cincinnati. It started out beautifully, with perfect weather and what seemed like a very large crowd. Almost everyone who was running seemed to have a crowd of supporters with them. The crowd was energetic, and so were the runners.
Just like last year, the first four miles – starting at Paul Brown Stadium, winding over through Newport, KY and then eventually back in to town – went by pretty easily. There are a few hills in this first stretch, but because your posture and energy levels are both still good, it’s a pretty easy four.
The first water stop, just like last year, was at mile six. This is the little oasis in the desert, because from here to about mile 10 the hills are pretty brutal.
None of this was any different than last year. At around mile 8 though, I started getting severe stomach cramps. Not like “wow I wish my stomach wasn’t cramping” stomach cramps. I mean, like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber stomach cramps.
I tried my best to power through that, but by mile 10 it was clear that a choice was going to have to be made. So, I veered off the course and in to a course side McDonald’s. There was a sign on the door, clearly put there in advance of the run, that said “Customers only, no public restroom” or something similar.
Ignoring this, I went in anyway, only to find an employee in there mopping the floor. He took a quick look at me in my sweat drenched running shirt and shorts, running band still on my arm, bib still on my shirt, and said “um, customer’s only sir” – to which I replied “MOVE!”, grabbed him by the arm, and pretty much threw him out of the stall.
After a short 15 minute break, I was able to resume the run – though I did battle with more cramps on and off the last three miles.
What did I learn?
- If your overall finish time compared to last year only goes up ten minutes and you spent 15 of that in the bathroom, you have to call it a win.
- The best road side sign I read was someone who has (for whatever reason) done up a sign that just said “Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!”
- Do not drink a half a bottle of wine the night before unless you want to deal with serious dehydration cramps the next day.
- As much as I hate to admit it to myself, and as much as I think I’d like to eventually run a marathon, the thought of turning around at the end of that run and doing it all again was incomprehensible.
That’s pretty much it. See you in Chicago.
Tired, Old, Angry, and Worn
Posted: May 3, 2012 Filed under: Work 1 Comment »I spent the better part of the day today dealing with unhappy people. The morning started with an unhappy student who didn’t understand why because she couldn’t effectively use web publishing software, we couldn’t just do the job her department hired her as a GA to do for free.
She then preceded to write me a lengthy email describing to me all the things that were wrong with the way I did my job. This is after I had personally, or someone in my group had, spent a not small number of hours trying to help her impress the people she was trying to impress, and make her a success at the project she was trying to pull off.
Flash forward to just before lunch, and I exchanged emails with an unpleasant coworker who has a nasty habit of focusing on trivial things like background colors on web pages during finals week when we’re trying to both close down Spring, and get the Summer sessions in startup.
After lunch, I got to read through another in an endless string of increasingly restrictive and unnecessary travel policies designed to make sure that if you’re ever dumb enough to travel on the State once, you’ll never do it again.
After digesting that gem (a favorite of mine given that I have a long and sordid history with travel reimbursements) I fought with a system issue that I didn’t completely understand – made somehow worse when it suddenly started working and I didn’t understand why.
Just before leaving, my phone rang and it was a very sweet, but clearly frustrated person on the other end of the line who was trying to accomplish what should have been a simple task – but do to an uncooperative system just wasn’t able. She and I, both at the end of our patience for the day, decided to call it a day and try it again in the morning.
I left work for an appointment, and after an hour of being offline, opened my email to 16 unread items related to performance issues that are sure to spawn necessary but painfully derailing discussions tomorrow.
Finally, I came home to an IRS audit notice. It was at that point that I sat down to rant out my frustration and say what I’d be longing to say all day but couldn’t find the appropriate time.
Fuck today. Fuck today hard. I hope it dies.
Changing the Future through Parenting
Posted: March 26, 2012 Filed under: Kids, Personal Leave a comment »Yesterday afternoon, I was discussing the horrifying and brutal killing of Shaima Alawadi with my wife Laura, when our nine year old daughter Sydney came out on the porch and overheard us talking.
Rather than immediately stop the conversation because I thought it inappropriate for her age, we let her listen for a bit and form some questions about what she was hearing. She wanted to understand why this woman was killed. Trying to explain to her that there was really no other explanation other than “sometimes people are afraid of people who are different than they are, and they do stupid, evil things because of that fear and hate” didn’t completely resonate with her.
That explanation, even to a nine year old, seems so insufficient. It led to a more important lesson that I seized the opportunity to impart to her. Based on the way she listened and seemed to internalize, I know she thought seriously about what I was saying.
“Sydney, what you need to know is that it’s not ok to hate because someone is different than you. Not because they have a different color skin. Not because they have a different religion. Not because they talk differently, or act differently, or look or sound differently. But it’s not just enough that you yourself don’t hate others because of these things. It is your responsibility to stand up for others when you see someone attacking them for any of these reasons. One of the privileges you have being, albeit momentarily, in the majority in our country, is to stand up for what is right, and make sure others different than you don’t have to face this kind of hate.”
I hope if enough parents of young children try to impart a similar lesson their generation will never have to read a horrible “Shaima Alawadi” story.
Haters gonna hate
Posted: March 1, 2012 Filed under: Work Leave a comment »Yesterday, the singer/guitarist and primary songwriter of the band Fall Out Boy, Patrick Stump, wrote a lengthy post on his blog about the frustrations he’s been dealing with personally and emotionally since the band fell out of favor a few years ago. I’ve shared it with a few people, because though the average persons situation differs from Stumps in a lot of ways, some of the basic frustrations he talks about resonate with me.
Some of the things Stump says in his post that jumped out at me: When talking about going out on tour in support of his solo album and encountering fans who were less than appreciative of his performances – “What I wasn’t prepared for was the fervor of the hate from people who were ostensibly my own supporters (or at least supporters of something I had been part of). The barrage of “We liked you better fat,” the threatening letters to my home, the kids that paid for tickets to my solo shows to tell me how much I sucked without Fall Out Boy, that wasn’t something I suppose I was or ever will be ready for. That’s dedication. That’s real palpable anger.” On talking about trying to please past fans with new work – “there will still be 10-20 percent of the audience there to tell me how shitty whatever it is I’m doing is and how much better the thing I used to do was.”
I can sympathize with his frustrations. I realize I run the risk of sounding like an increasingly old, angry, codger (which I suppose to some extent I’m becoming), but it seems like the loudest voices of dissent and dissatisfaction these days come from people who have personally accomplished the least.
They can’t show any demonstrated success in things they’ve created, contributed to, or thought of – but they’re the first to jump up to shout down someone else’s attempts to try something new. It’s frustrating, it’s disheartening, it makes everything less fun, and it makes you want to just turn your back on them and walk away sometimes.
I expressed it to a friend of mine in this way: ”You can tell them ‘I created this according to your specifications, am delivering to you at the date and time you requested, and I’m going to blow you while you take receipt of it” and they’d still tell you ‘You suck’.
Bottom line – if you’re not willing to do it better yourself, don’t criticize someone else.
Things I Am Looking For
Posted: February 28, 2012 Filed under: Personal Leave a comment »Forgive me the random stream of consciousness brain dump of things I’m looking for – but if you are interested in talking about any of these things in more detail, let me know.
- HBO Go – I’m looking for someone who pays for an HBO subscription, but doesn’t use the HBO Go service (a free part of your service) and wants to let me use the digital version of their service in exchange for part of your monthly bill.
- iPod Touch – I’m looking for a recent iPod touch model for Bo. I’d be willing to buy one at a reasonable used price, or trade a PS3 for it.
- A bike tune up – a good recommendation on getting a bike tuned up and in riding shape for the spring. I’ve used Jeff’s before, and honestly wasn’t super happy (the gearing was wonky immediately after the tuneup) so I’m looking for alternatives.
Thanks in advance for any ideas or help you share.
Tales from IT: Things that shouldn’t exist but do
Posted: January 12, 2012 Filed under: Tech Leave a comment »
One of the ways that faculty teaching online attempt to insure the integrity of their testing is by requiring students to download, install, and access the test through the silly Respondus Lockdown Browser.
This browser, among other things, requires that you not be running in a virtualized environment, that no other app that could be considered remote access, or multi-thread aware be running (it will ask you to shut these apps down on launch if it detects them), and that you complete all interaction during the testing session through the interface that this browser provides.
Ostensibly this serves to protect the integrity of the test by forcing test takers to use only the knowledge in their head rather than hitting up Google or Wikipedia for additional information. Somehow, this makes the testing more reliable, and makes faculty more comfortable with allowing testing online. Because we all live in single computer homes where things like internet capable phones, iPods, iPads, XBox 360s, PS3s, and hell – even televisions somehow magically don’t exist if Respondus Lockdown browser is running.
The Most Interesting Excerpts From Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s FBI File
Posted: January 10, 2012 Filed under: Web | Tags: fun Leave a comment »A funny FBI file talking about the dangers of Wu Tang Clan. Clearly the FBI doesn’t understand that Wu Tang Clan Aint Nothing to……..
FBI File of Russell “Old Dirty Bastard” Jones
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